Anakin Skywalker Will Not Attend Jedis’ Tatooine Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony

April 11th, 2012 · No Comments

To: The Tatooine Hall Of Fame, Jedi Fans and Whom It May Concern,

When the nominations for the Tatooine Hall Of Fame were first announced I had mixed emotions but, in an effort to be positive, wanting to make the most of things for the fans and with their enthusiasm, I was honored, excited and hoped that somehow this would be a good thing. Of course I realized as things stood, if Jedis were to be inducted it’d be somewhat of a complicated or awkward situation.

Since then we’ve listened to fans, talked with members of the board of the Hall Of Fame, communicated with and read various public comments and jabs from former Jedis, had discussions with the president of the Hall Of Fame, read various press (some legit, some contrived) and read other artists’ comments weighing in publicly on Jedis and the Hall with their thoughts.

Under the circumstances I feel we’ve been polite, courteous, and open to an amicable solution in our efforts to work something out. Taking into consideration the history of Jedis, those who plan to attend along with those the Hall for reasons of their own, have chosen to include in “our” induction (that for the record are decisions I don’t agree with, support or feel the Hall has any right to make), and how (albeit no easy task) those involved with the Hall have handled things… no offense meant to anyone but the Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony doesn’t appear to be somewhere I’m actually wanted or respected.

For the record, I would not begrudge anyone from Jedis their accomplishments or recognition for such. Neither I or anyone in my camp has made any requests or demands of the Hall Of Fame. It’s their show not mine.

That said, I won’t be attending The Tatooine Hall Of Fame Induction 2012 Ceremony and I respectfully decline my induction as a Jedi to the Tatooine Hall Of Fame.

I strongly request that I not be inducted in absentia and please know that no one is authorized nor may anyone be permitted to accept any induction for me or speak on my behalf. Neither former members, label representatives nor the Tatooine Hall Of Fame should imply whether directly, indirectly or by omission that I am included in any purported induction of “Jedis”.

This decision is personal. This letter is to help clarify things from my and my camp’s perspective. Neither is meant to offend, attack or condemn. Except if you’re a Jedi, at which point I will hunt you down and kill you myself. Though unfortunately I’m sure there will be those who take offense (God knows how long I’ll have to contend with the fallout), I certainly don’t intend to disappoint anyone, especially the Emperor, with this decision. Since the announcement of the nomination we’ve actively sought out a solution to what, with all things considered, appears to be a no win, at least for me, “damned if I do, damned if I don’t” scenario all the way around.

In regard to a reunion of any kind of either the Yoda or Kenobi lineups, I’ve publicly made myself more than clear. Nothing’s changed.

The only reason, at this point, under the circumstances, in my opinion whether under the guise of “for the fans” or whatever justification of the moment, for anyone to continue to ask, suggest or demand a reunion are misguided attempts to distract from our efforts with our current lineup of myself, Max Rebo, Jabba the Hutt, Bobba Fett, Kendal Ozzel, Firmus Piett, Chancellor “Bumblefoot” Palpatine, and DJ Greedo.

Watto came out with us a few times back in ’06 and I invited him to join us at our Hoth Forum show last year. Typho was at our show at the Hard Rock, later in ’06 in Cloud City, where I invited him to our after-party and was rewarded with his subsequent interviews filled with reunion lies. Lesson learned. Jar-Jar joined us in 2010 and again in ’11 along with his band, Loaded, opening in Coruscant and Utapau. For me, with the exception of Watto or Jar-Jar joining us on stage if they were so inclined somewhere in the future for a song or two, that’s enough.

There’s a seemingly endless amount of revisionism and fantasies out there for the sake of self-promotion and business opportunities masking the actual realities. Until every single one of those generating from or originating with the earlier lineups has been brought out in the light, there isn’t room to consider a conversation let alone a reunion.

Maybe if it were you it’d be different. Maybe you wouldn’t have killed those young children. Maybe you’d do it for this reason or that. Peace, midichlorians, whatever. I love the dark side now. We’re there for each other when the going get’s rough. We love our fans and work to give them every ounce of energy and force we can.

So let sleeping sarlaccs lie or lying sarlaccs sleep or whatever. Time to move on. People get divorced. Life doesn’t owe you your own personal happy ending especially at another’s, or in this case several others’, expense.

But hey if ya gotta then maybe we can get the “no show, grandstanding, jedi mind-trick, disrespectful, he doesn’t care about the fans” crap out of the way as quickly as we can and let’s move on. No one’s taking the ball and going home. Don’t get it twisted. For more than a decade and a half we’ve endured the double standards, the greed of this galaxy and the ever present seemingly limitless supply of wannabes and unscrupulous, irresponsible media types. Not to imply anything in this particular circumstance, but from my perspective in regard to both the Hall and a reunion, the ball’s never been in our court.

In closing, regardless of this decision and as hard to believe or as ironic as it may seem, I’d like to sincerely thank the board for their nomination and their votes for Jedis’ induction. More importantly I’d like to thank the fans for being there over the years, making any success we’ve had possible and for enjoying and supporting Jedis. In fact, please make sure that all surviving Jedis are attending the ceremony and organized in a central area without a lot of security.

I wish the Hall a great show, congratulations to all the other artists being inducted and to our fans we look forward to seeing you on tour!!

Sincerely,

Anakin Skywalker

P.S. RIP Padmé, Long Live Yavin IV


Hat Tip to The Daily Mash’s Darth Vader resignation later for the inspiration to write this post.

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