{"id":38,"date":"2008-02-14T07:34:39","date_gmt":"2008-02-14T12:34:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coreyhulse.com\/?p=38"},"modified":"2011-01-30T14:31:16","modified_gmt":"2011-01-30T19:31:16","slug":"valentines-days-coming-aw-crap-i-forgot-to-get-a-girlfriend-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coreyhulse.com\/corey\/2008\/02\/14\/valentines-days-coming-aw-crap-i-forgot-to-get-a-girlfriend-again\/","title":{"rendered":"valentine&#8217;s day&#8217;s coming? aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-529\" title=\"zoidberg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coreyhulse.com\/corey\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/zoidberg.jpg\" alt=\"zoidberg\" width=\"121\" height=\"160\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar a wondrous thing happened, why not? They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg! And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine&#8217;s Day. What? It was? Hooray!<\/p>\n<p>This basically sums up my feeling about Valentine&#8217;s Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar a wondrous thing happened, why not? They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays but not be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[18],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","tag-futurama"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coreyhulse.com\/corey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coreyhulse.com\/corey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coreyhulse.com\/corey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coreyhulse.com\/corey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coreyhulse.com\/corey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.coreyhulse.com\/corey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1022,"href":"https:\/\/www.coreyhulse.com\/corey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions\/1022"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coreyhulse.com\/corey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coreyhulse.com\/corey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coreyhulse.com\/corey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}